"In Frobs We Trust."
"A Zorkmid saved is a Zorkmid earned."
"A fool and his Zorkmids are soon parted by a Grue."
"Don't take any wooden Zorkmids."
"Put your Zorkmids where your mouth is."
"A Zorkmid in the hand is worth two in the Great Underground Empire."
"In Frobs We Trust; all others pay cash."
"It is better to have loved and lost than to have been eaten by a Grue with a full purse."
"Time is money, but a Chronoscepter is priceless."
"Don't count your Zorkmids before the thief is dealt with."
"The best things in life are free; the second best things are very expensive Zorkmids."
